World's Longest Beard
It would take you DECADES to grow a 4-foot long beard. Why go through all that trouble when you can just slip on the incredible World's Longest Beard.
You heard write. You can have a 4-foot long beard in SECONDS with the World's Longest Beard! Why wait decades? Just slap on this ridiculously long fake beard and you're good to grow. The beard is made up of an incredible number of wispy, 4-foot-long whiskers. An adjustable elastic strap holds it securely to your head, giving you a full mustache and a beard that would make Rip Van Winkle sorry he ever woke up.
It's a great deal of fun, just try not to trip over it or get it in your soup.