Washed Moose Balls - Root Beer Flavored Bubble Gum

We proudly present to you... Washed Moose Balls.

Travelling far into the deep woods and mountains of the great NorthWest, Baron Bob came upon these delicious little taste treats. You have no idea just how difficult it is to wrestle a moose down and remove his cojones. First, you have to grab him by the test … What? They’re not REAL Moose Balls? No, they’re delicious root beer flavored gum. Which is good. Because there's nothing worse than the sound of a moose with a really high voice.

Each hysterically decorated package comes with 24 large balls. Or as we like to think of it: 12 pairs. We tried to get Bullwinkle as a spokes moose for this one but he thought we were simply nuts.