Voodoo Chopping Board - Ouch!
We hated cooking until we got our hands on a Voodoo Cutting Board and Knife set. Now, whenever we're angry or frustrated with someone, we pull out our Voodoo Cutting Board and slice and dice and chop until our aggression fades away. Slicing that kilbasa in half or gouging out the eyes of an Idaho potato has never been more satisfying. Yes, Anger Management and Food Preparation have now joined forces thanks to this very twisted kitchen tool.
The Ouch! Voodoo Cutting Board is made from solid beechwood and takes the form of a hapless voodoo doll. It comes with a quality paring knife, conveniently stored in the poor guy's back. It comes in a full-colored giftbox, so it would make a very "special" gift for that hostile chef in your life.