Due to the
overwhelming success of New Jersey's first bear hunt in 33
years, local gaming officials have decided to open the books on
unicorns. "Once the stuff of dreams, now we want them
dead", said the commissioner at a recent public meeting. He
added, "They look nice, but they get into everyone's
garbage and leave piles of magic poop everywhere".
The bears are now striking back by killing every unicorn in
their sight. It's a cruel world out there.
Dimensions: Bear - 3 &
3/4" Tall
Unicorn - 7 & 1/4" from Tip of
Horn to Tail.
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