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Description
If you are a fan of all things goofy and gruesome, cool and creepy, fun and frightful, you will totally fall in love with the Toxic Teddies. These poor bears have been through Hell and have come out a little strange. OK. A LOT strange, to be perfectly honest. Sure, they may look like the walking dead or like they're severely emotionally and physically damaged but deep down inside they're just a bunch of cuddly bears. We just wouldn't want to meet them in a dark alley.
Check out this great cast of characters:
Buzzy - His best friend is Leatherface from THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE. That's why he has his very own little chainsaw to play with when he's around you.
Bye Bye - It looks like this may be this poor guy's last trip to the tub. He's going to need a tourniquet instead of a towel.
Ded Ted - His favorite film is NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD. You don't meet many zombie teddy bears.
Honeypot - Winnie the Pooh had a honey pot to hold. That is NOT a honey pot!
Killer - In a salute to Jason Voorhees and FRIDAY THE 13th, Killer comes with his own machete and hockey mask.
Toxic Teddy - The one and only original bad news bear who started it all.
Rubba - Who says that teddy bears don't like it kinky with a little bondage and fetish play every so often.
Smackie - Talk about a bear that's in need of an intervention and a 12 step program.
Bipolar - He's a little bit schizophrenic. And, so is he.


