You can't plan to take over the world
without your own motivation tools and keys to victory. Let
Stewie tell you all you need to know about how to become the
supreme ruler of Earth.
Here are some samples of Stewie's Key
to Victory Wisdom:
* Motivate - Nothing says "Obey
me" like a bloody head on a post.
* Bonding - This paste is
delicious. It's almost worth the bowel obstruction.
* Wishes - It's not so much that I want
her to kill her, it's just I want her not to be alive anymore.
* Virtue - I bet you lost your
virginity to a mechanical bull.
* Victory - Shall be mine.
Buy the Victory and Other Words of
World-Dominating Wisdom. YOU MUST!
The Gospel According to
Stewie Drinking Pint Glass
This expertly
crafted silkscreen glass holds about 16 ounces of fluid.
The Gospel According to Stewie tells you how it really is straight from the
mouth of the pint-sized, soon-to-be dictator of the world.
If you love Stewie, you'll love his
Gospel. These hilarious ramblings from the mind of the littlest, but
most mischievous, Griffin make
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Stewie's Recipes for Disaster Pint Glass
This expertly
crafted silkscreen glass
holds approximately 16 ounces of fluid.
Stewie's Recipes for
Disaster provides you with eight different drink ideas including "Die
Martini" and "Evil Monkey".
If you love Stewie, you'll love
this glass. Here's a little sample of what's
on the glass:
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