Sperm Coin Bank

OK, this is NOT a funny piggy bank for kids unless you are prepared to sit down and give them the old “birds & bees” speech. And let’s be honest: That’s just an uncomfortable experience for everyone involved. Especially, you. However, this adorable Sperm Coin Bank is one of our most popular items. Probably because everyone can relate to a sperm since we all started off as one.

This funny money bank is just the thing to give the expectant mom as a funny baby shower gift. What better place to start saving money for the baby’s education. Not to mention, it will make a great Father’s Day gift for dad, since he can proudly say it’s the one thing (or 10,000,000 things) he contributed to your being here on Earth. There is no limit to the laughs the Sperm Coin Bank will get when people see it.

Don’t delay in ordering this hilarious coin bank today before they all swim away.

Please be advised of the following conditions:
1. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
2. Store in a warm, moist place.
3. Night deposits will be credited the following day.
4. Try not to make a deposit and then lose interest.