Fart & Poop Shop

We can say, without a doubt, that this is the crappiest category on the whole site. Most of the gifts and gags in here are complete shit. Really, we wouldn't blame you if you wanted to flush each and every one of them down the toilet. They absolutely stink.

Which is why they are so perfectly hysterical for the Fart & Poop Shop. Where being the shittiest item in the place makes you #1!

THE FART CLOCK
Farts Every Hour!
$21.95
Coffee Makes Me Poop Mug
$14.95
POOPING MOOSE HOLIDAY SCARF
Keeps you warm as moose poop.
Oh, no! Out of stock.
Fart Machine Number 2
$19.95
$14.95
BUTT-FACE TOWEL
Solves a problem you didn't know you had.
Oh, no! Out of stock.
Farting Mug
$14.95
FARTING PEN HOLDER
A Classy Desk Accessory
$9.95
PIGS ON TOILETS
That's right. Pigs On Toilets.
$1.50
Fart Alert Constuction Sign
$11.95
Giant Toilet Mug
$14.95
Pull My Finger Pen
$4.95
TOILET BIRDHOUSE
DON'T FLUSH THE THRUSH!
$19.95
iPlunge Phone - iPod Stand
$7.95
SHIT HAPPENS MUG
Huge 22oz Coffee Mug
$14.95
Butt Face Soap
$5.95
Fosillized Dinosaur Poop
$5.95