Fart & Poop Shop

We can say, without a doubt, that this is the crappiest category on the whole site. Most of the gifts and gags in here are complete shit. Really, we wouldn't blame you if you wanted to flush each and every one of them down the toilet. They absolutely stink.

Which is why they are so perfectly hysterical for the Fart & Poop Shop. Where being the shittiest item in the place makes you #1!

Coffee Makes Me Poop Mug
$14.95
POOPING MOOSE HOLIDAY SCARF
Keeps you warm as moose poop.
$15.99
Fart Machine Number 2
$19.95
$14.95
BUTT-FACE TOWEL
Solves a problem you didn't know you had.
$15.95
Farting Mug
Oh, no! Out of stock.
FARTING PEN HOLDER
A Classy Desk Accessory
$9.95
Fart Extinguisher Air Freshener
Oh, no! Out of stock.
PIGS ON TOILETS
That's right. Pigs On Toilets.
$1.50
Fart Alert Constuction Sign
$11.95
Giant Toilet Mug
$14.95
Pull My Finger Pen
$4.95
TOILET BIRDHOUSE
DON'T FLUSH THE THRUSH!
$19.95
iPlunge Phone - iPod Stand
$7.95
Pooping Penguin Candy Dispenser
Oh, no! Out of stock.
SHIT HAPPENS MUG
Huge 22oz Coffee Mug
$14.95
Butt Face Soap
$5.95
Fosillized Dinosaur Poop
$5.95