Fart & Poop Shop

We can say, without a doubt, that this is the crappiest category on the whole site. Most of the gifts and gags in here are complete shit. Really, we wouldn't blame you if you wanted to flush each and every one of them down the toilet. They absolutely stink.

Which is why they are so perfectly hysterical for the Fart & Poop Shop. Where being the shittiest item in the place makes you #1!

PULL MY FINGER SANTA
$19.95
$14.95
HILLARY TOILET PAPER
Hey, Hillary's on a roll!
$8.99
SOUR FLUSH TOILET CANDY
With lollipop plungers!
$1.99
SNUGGLY SANTA BUTT PILLOW
"You better not cry. You better not SNIFF!"
$21.95
$10.95
THE FART CLOCK
Farts Every Hour!
$21.95
THANKS FOR HOLDING BACK MY HAIR HAND SANITIZER
For True Friends
$6.99
Butt Face Soap
$5.95
Coffee Makes Me Poop Mug
$14.95
2015 DOG POOP CALENDAR
The Monthly Doos Calendar is Back!
$13.95
Giant Toilet Mug
Oh, no! Out of stock.
POOPING MOOSE HOLIDAY SCARF
Keeps you warm as moose poop.
Oh, no! Out of stock.
PULL MY FINGER PEN
(yes, the pen farts)
$4.95
SANTA'S TOOTIN' TUSH ORNAMENT
Ho...Ho...Rrrrrp!
$9.95
BLUETOOTH TOILET SPEAKER
A toilet never sounded so good.
Oh, no! Out of stock.
Fart Machine Number 2
$19.95
$14.95
TALKING TOILET PAPER HOLDER
Hey, your voice is on a roll!
$12.95
COFFEE MAKES ME POOP TRAVEL MUG
T.M.I. perhaps?
Oh, no! Out of stock.
FARTING PEN HOLDER
A Classy Desk Accessory
Oh, no! Out of stock.
Shit Head Hat
$8.99
PIGS ON TOILETS
That's right. Pigs On Toilets.
$2.99
$1.50
BURP MACHINE KEYCHAIN
Makes 6 different belches!
$5.99
$2.99
Fart Alert Constuction Sign
$12.95
TOILET BIRDHOUSE
DON'T FLUSH THE THRUSH!
$19.95
SHIT HAPPENS MUG
Huge 22oz Coffee Mug
$14.95
Smoking Donkey
$9.95