Shit Head Game

Prove you are the biggest shithead with the completely ridiculous shithead game. Each game comes with two hats and 3 squeezy, tossable loads of poop. Each hat has a scoring system with the outer area scoring you 50 points & 100 points for catching a shit right down the middle. The box futures description of three of the many games you can play with your new Shithead caps, although the language leaves something to be desired. Here's a description of a game called "real shithead": "a player to sit on a chair or stand still while his team members throw shits at him, from a fixed distance, to catch with his hat. The winner is the team with the highest aggregate score" Where do I sign up? Shithead is a perfect party game, that might be even further improved with slight levels of intoxication (not that we would promote that).