Screw You Corkscrew

The Screw You Corkscrew is not just a great gag gift to bring to the next party you attend. You'll want one for yourself, as well. It's a wonderful little item to always have handy, for those times when you'd love to come right out and say, "F you!" to someone but can't. Just keep the Screw You close at hand at all times. If someone starts to get you worked up, just simply pick it up and quietly and calmly start playing with it in your hands. Before they know it, you'll be standing there smiling and flipping them the corkscrew and they won't even know it.

The Screw You Corkscrew makes opening wine bottles a whole new experience in fun.