RUGged Man Bald Gag

What’s worse than seeing your hair turn grey? Seeing it in the sink!! Sure, a lot of women say they find bald men sexy but let’s be honest, ladies: Would you rather run your fingers through a man’s thick lustrous follicles or over his bumpy shiny dome? I thought so. Which is why the Baron is so excited to bring you the RUGged Man Advanced Hair System. If it’s hair today, gone tomorrow, guys, this is just what you need. Not to mention, it’s a great bald gag to play on Uncle Ernie and his catastrophe of a comb over.

You could go through hours of painful hair plug surgery. That’s when they take hair from your back and stick it in your forehead, so on a windy day it looks like you have doll hair in a perfectly arranged geometrical pattern. Or you could spend hundreds of dollars on Rogaine which MIGHT bring back a few seedlings. Now, you can be the envy of all your male friends and the object of every woman’s desire with the RUGged Man look. Young or old. Blonde or brunette. Just slip this easy to use hair system on and before you know it you’ll be Sampson looking for your Delilah. Even big Hollywood stars use this. We can’t tell you who but their name rhymes with Dom Bruise.

Why be a zero when you can be a hero. The RUGged Man Advanced Hair System. Totally SHAG-adelic, baby!

PACKAGE CONTAINS - One RUGged Man Advanced Hair System, a shag rug square with a one size fits all elastic strap. A funny, full color instructional manual and "I Got Shagged" decal. NICE!