Say hello to Randy the Rude Gnome. Place him at your front
door to give visitors a very unique greeting.
Motion activated, Randy stands tall & proud, giving you the finger.
Walk
by & Randy will say one of the his soon-to-be infamous phrases:
- The best thing
about being a garden gnome is that I’m always hard.
- Hey you, lean down, I wanna tell you something. Come on closer,
closer, closer. Now p@ss off dip sh#t!
- *farts* Oh man I held that one in for 3 hours waiting for someone to
show up.
- Listen here buddy, I’ll give you twenty bucks if you can get your wife
to show me her titties.
- Hey you, my balls are really itchy but I can’t move. Would you mind?
- “farts” What? I
can’t exactly run to the toilet.
- You can’t be serious, no way are you going to fit through that door.
- Take one step closer and I’ll chew your knee caps off.
- I’m 14 inches tall and I bet I still have a bigger dick than you.
- You’re one of the ugliest things I’ve ever seen, and I’m a garden
gnome.
- Suck my tiny ceramic co#k.
...plus many more.
Randy is so nasty that there is an included PG switch to bleep out all
the profanities for classier parties.
Randy
The Rude Gnome is approximately 11 inches tall & requires 2 AA batteries
(included).
Here's a short
video of Randy in action:
Randy wants
to
curse out your guests for only $29.95!!
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