R-Rated
Randy The
Rude Gnome Keychain A Nasty
Gnome For Every Occasion!
Say hello to Randy the Rude Gnome
Keychain. Place him at your front
door to give visitors a very unique greeting.
Motion activated, Randy stands tall & proud, giving you the finger.
At first glance, this little guy has a sweet face, but
look at his hand & you may notice his extended middle finger which is a
precursor for what comes out of his mouth,
phrases that might make even the stone faced guy blush.
Press Randy the Rude Gnome
Keychain's feet & he will say one of the
5 nasty phrases:
- The best thing
about being a garden gnome is that I’m always hard.
- Hey you, lean down, I wanna tell you something. Come on closer,
closer, closer. Now piss off dip sh#t!
- *farts* Oh man I held that one in for 3 hours waiting for someone to
show up.
- Hey you, my balls are
really itchy but I can’t move. Would you mind?
- Hey you f@#k off!
The Randy Keychain does not have a censored version.
Randy
The Rude Gnome Keychain is approximately 2.5" H & 2" W.
Randy wants
to
curse out everyone you meet for Only
$5.95!!
