Potato
Gun

Potato Gun Mayhem - A crisis at Baronbob.com, the Internet's premiere gallery of wacky gifts took place late Friday night. 
A shelf full of Alien Garden Gnomes came crashing down and 
bopped the Gift Guru on the head. He quickly turned evil and ran 
around Baron Bob's warehouse shooting the employees with the Potato Gun.

Baron Joe explains, "I was shot up pretty bad and I'm still peeling potato pellets off my face. Owner, Bob Brooks had this prepared statement, "The Potato Gun should be banned. I have decided to purchase at great expense the world's supply of Potato Guns, and I beg that anyone who buys this vegetarian's weapon not use it, but take it to the nearest landfill and bury it!!"

How it works: Operation is simple. Punch the barrel into a potato 
and break off the pellet with a downward motion. Then aim and shoot. 

Shoots up to 50 feet. Get your Potato Gun today for only $3.95