Sometimes you need a
good reason to get off the phone with someone. Maybe a
nagging spouse or a bothersome telemarketer?
Well it'll never
be a problem again after you get your "Get off the Phone Excuse
Machine". This little device gives you "6" different
sounds that will help you out of the tightest spot - and get you off
the phone "fast".
The Get off the Phone Excuse Machine is loud and very realistic -
perfect for the clean getaway.
Freedom is just "the press of a button" away!!
The
excuses include:
1)
Crying baby
2) Doorbell
3) Police Siren
4) Static
5) Car Crash
6) Chinese Food Delivery
[Click The Button To
Listen]
Here it is -
the ultimate "Gross out device"!!
Carry the unique
"Pocket-Disgusting Sounds
Machine" around and gross out
friends and strangers - with the simple touch of a button.
Great for those awkwardly quiet elevators rides, or while
sitting in a rest room stall. The possibilities are endless.
Six disgusting sounds include:
Burp
Puke
Dry
Heaves
Loogie
Snort
Long
and short Fart Sounds
[Click
Any Button
to Listen]
BS Blaster
Keychain
Fart Buster
Ever
want to call a BS'er out on his big lying mouth?
Well now you can - with the help of the "Pocket
- BS Blaster" This unique device is perfect for
those "tall tales" by the water cooler, or those
"creative" used car salesmen.
Simply press one of six
buttons - and stop those BSer's in their tracks.
This little gem
may be small - but it sends a "loud" message. Batteries
Included!
WARNING: These samples are quite explicit. Don't sample in
front of the children. But be ready to laugh
[Click Any Button
to Listen]
This
one's for the ultimate fart lover out there. Baron Bob knows the
people love flatulence. Well here is the ultimate flatulence gag, "Pocket
Fart Busters."
With six different
phrases, you can bust those phantom farters for every occasion.
Tag
those inconsiderate tooters in line at the grocery store, and flag those
farters who hide in dark movie theatres.
Call anyone out on their gas. No one will get by you and your Fart
Buster!!.
[1]
AIR HORN Siren - Fart Detected! Fart Detected!
[2]
Grab your gas masks boys, somebody stinks!
[3]
Are you blowing your butt trumpet again?
[4]
Who cut the cheese, man?
[5]
Dang! Who be fartin' up in here?
[6]
I think you done it, you done made mud in your drawers!
Batteries included with all four
keychains !!!
Get any one of these
hilarious keychains for only $9.95
(please
choose one or more of the check boxes then Add to Cart)
