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Perv is a naughty little elf as his name implies. He doesn't hang with the usual crowd up at the North Pole.
Squeeze Perv The Naughty Elf's hand and he'll sleazily say some things you thought you'd never hear out of one of Santa's little helpers. Perv The Naughty Elf's tongue will waggle, while his "bulge" has a few motions of it's own!!
Here's a few of Perv The Naughty Elf's soon-to-be famous phrases just to tide you over.
- Want to see my North Pole?...BOING!
- You live in the middle of nowhere surrounded by short guys all year and you'd be horny too...BOING! - Don't Tell Santa, but Mrs. Claus is on Fire...BOING!
- Have I got a present for you....BOING! - You know, elves aren't short everywhere...BOING!
Click here to listen to some of Perv The Elf's priceless bits of naughtiness
Get ready to have a naughty holiday for only $19.95!!
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