Pedestrian Turn Signals

Now they have thought of everything! Cars have turn signals so why not humans?!! We proudly present the Pedestrian Turn Signals. Being safe has never been so much fun! Pedestrian Turn Signals have snug, thin wires that fit around each earlobe. Use the attached remote to choose which ear you want to light up, or light up both to show you're braking! And just maybe if your lucky enough you might be able to guide Santa's Sleigh!