NEW STUFF!

THE HAMDOGGER
Makes Hot-Dog Shaped Hamburgers
$7.95
OBAMACARE MINTS
Buy some. This website works.
$3.95
MUG MUSCLES
Drink and exercise at the same time!
$9.99
"Fu@K THIS SH!T" SOCKS
Let your socks do the talking.
$9.99
Doctor Who Mr. Potato Head
The 11th Doctor
$25.99
Gold Rush Paydirt Panning Kit
Stake Your Claim and Become Rich Too.
$39.95
Great Gays Out Of The Closet Mug
Might be the most outrageous and proud cup of coffee ever!
$12.95
MARUKAWA 7-PACK GUM
Strange Japanese Gum
$3.95
BACON FLAVORED TOOTHPASTE
Makes Your Breathe Bacon Fresh
$6.95
VAN GOGH MUG WITH DISAPPEARING EAR
First You See It Then You Don't
$12.95
Medical Marijuana Box
$6.95
Dr. Who Dalek Mr. Potato Head
Meet the Extermi-tator!
$25.99
TOILET BOWL LIP GLOSS
Winner of the Stocking Stuffer of The Year Award
$1.95
Amazing Dancing Chloe Cow Wind Up
Funniest Wind-Up Split Dancing Cow.
$4.95
Amazing Dancing Pauly Pig Wind-Up
Funniest Split Dancing Pig
$4.95
EDWARD SNOWDEN WHISTLEBLOWER BOTTLE OPENER
Blow the lid off your favorite beverage.
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AMAZING SONIC BEER FOAMER
Creates a foamy head on your beer!
$24.95
BACON SCARF
Keeps you sizzling warm.
$15.99