Napoleon
Dynamite
Talking Pen

This is no regular pen. This is the Napoleon Dynamite Talking Pen.  Click the bright red button, and the pen will spew one of Napoleon Dynamite's famous phrases.

Say goodbye to Bics and hello to the Napoleon Dynamite Talking Pen. Whether you need a little bit of Napoleon at work or would like to sneak in a quote during class to make the other kids laugh, the Napoleon Dynamite Talking Pen is the sweetest writing accessory you'll ever own. Guaranteed.

Click to produce 7 classic Napoleonisms including:

• "Yessss!"
• "Whatever I feel like I wanna do, GOSH!"
• "Frickin Idiot"
• "GOSH!"
• "Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner"

and of course,

• "Sweet!"

Don't worry about the Napoleon Dynamite Talking Pen crapping out after a few clicks. The pen's non-replaceable batteries last a minimum of 3,000 to 5,500 playbacks. The patent pending technology in the Napoleon Dynamite Talking Pen produces great sound at just the right volume.

This is a quality pen with a thermal transfer of Napoleon's picture on it, not just a junky sticker.

• The Napoleon Dynamite Talking Pen stands 5-1/2" high.

• Officially licensed by 20th Century FOX

• Comes in a collectible blister card.

The World's Sweetest Talking Pen for Only $6.95!!