Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Do you find yourself unsure if you've touched your genitals or not? It really is an awkward feeling -- Do you shake hands with an important client, when there's a chance your hands are tainted? Do you chow down on a cheeseburger when your hands MIGHT have been probing your nether-regions? Well, now you can shake hands and eat with confidence, thanks to Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer. Each handy bottle contains 2 ounces of hand sanitizer, specially formulated for genitalia kooties. Of course, you can use it to make your hands germ free even if you're certain you haven't touched yourself. But since you have this stuff, touch all you want. Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer has got you covered!