Liquid Ass Fart Prank Spray

If you need the perfect fart prank,  then the Liquid Ass Fart Prank Spray is perfect for your predicament. Liquid Ass is a melting pot of some of the world's worst smells, bringing together a pinch of butt crack stench, a dash decaying animals roasting on the highway on a hot summer day and a sprinkle of old baby diapers that have been left in the trunk of a 1976 Yugo for 3 weeks. Simply smelling the bottle may make you dry heave. Seriously. This stuff is pure nastiness in a spray bottle. This is a highly concentrated formula, so be sparing with your spritzing of the stank. A few mists will work perfectly for most situations.

And, because the Liquid Ass Fart Prank Spray is the worst thing you will ever smell, we strongly advise that you use appropriate caution when spraying anyone bigger than yourself.