World's Largest Underwear
The World's Largest Underwear are 100% cotton, size 98-100 giant underpants that stretch the definition of the word "briefs". Each high-quality undergarment has a convenient double flap in the front and a sturdy elastic band to fit around the waist for maximum comfort. The World's Largest Underwear come in traditional white only and will shrink a bit after washing but not enough to replace your real underwear.
And, if you can actually wear these? Two words: salad bar.