Juno Talking Keychain

This keychain is honest to blog!!! Get rid of the broken hamburger phone, replace it with the Juno Talking Keychain. The buttons produce 6 classic phrases from everyone favorite's favorite preggers teenager and her man Paulie Bleeker: "I doubt that she gave you the stinkeye. That's just the way her face looks. Y'know? That's just her face." "I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?" "At school everyone's just like grabbing at my belly all the time. It's crazy, but y'know. I'm a legend. They call me the Cautionary Whale." "I don't like Katrina. She smells like soup." "Can you just hold on for a second? I'm on my hamburger phone." "As boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss."