Instant Irish Accent Breath Spray

Paddy O'Connell's Instant Irish Accent Mouth Spray will give you the sweet smelling breath of a warm Irish spring day and make you sound like Bono on a bender. It radically changes the way you speak and it works instantly. Just one quick spritz activates invisible language receptors in the mouth. Fresh on the tongue like mist off the Cliffs of Moher. Before you know it you will be outside your local pub getting into a fight and singing, "Danny Boy".

You will always remember the days you spent as a rollicking citizen of the Emerald Isle after using Paddy O'Connell's Instant Irish Accent Mouth Spray.