Holy Bible Secret Stash Flask

Holy Bible Flask, Batman! That's right. If you're in the need for a bit of spiritual healing and a shot of your favorite spirits, you'll just have to grab yourself a Holy Bible Flask. From the outside it looks like a good old-fashioned King James Bible. Flip open the cover and you'll find a very nice stainless steel flask that will hold 4 ounces of your favorite liquid refreshment. Maybe it's Gatorade. Maybe it's Cuervo. That's between you and the Big Bartender In The Sky.

The Holy Bible Flask will give you years of religous guidance and party heartiness.