Scottish Golfer Liquor Dispenser

The best way to play golf is after taking some shots. Liquor first, golf second. If you're like minded, you gotta get yourself a Scottish Golf Whizzer. Just like the long time best-seller the Little Whizzer, this golfer is getting ready to clear his bladder, probably somewhere near the woods. Which begs the question, should you always follow your balls into the woods?