Tic Tac Toe Toast
Bread Stamper

USB
Humping Hound

Eject a Putt

 Geyser Tube

Now you can play
with your food.

Howl with laughter

Makes a sunken putt
pop right out!

Mentos + Soda =
25ft Geyser!

Finger Drums

Digital Coin
Counting Bank

Control Your Man
Talking Remote

Temperature Controlled Red/Blue Faucet Light

Let your hands
be the star.

Counts your coins so you don't have to.

We also have Control
Your Woman!

Vibrant color for
your faucet.

USB Pole Dancer

Coughing Ashtray

Flying Alarm Clock

Hillary Nutcracker

The greatest use of
USB port in history.

Great party gag.

The Alarm Clock
that makes you
 really get out of bed!

Insert your nuts
between Hillary's
thighs and squeeze.

Super Mario Bros. Sound Effects Keychain

Radio Controlled Rat

Twirling Spaghetti Fork

The Ashtrap
Bottle Top Ashtray

With six sounds from the classic 1985 game!

Scary

Pasta lovers
new best friend.

Never drink someone else's ash again!

Gas Powered
Cruzin Cooler

USB Panic Button

R/C Crashing
Stock Cars Set

Message Mate

Tailgating at it's best.
Finally available with Gas.

The Boss is coming,
press the panic button!

Turn your living room into
a demolition derby!

A bulletin board and a fan...all in one!

Sheep and Cow Cuckoo Clocks 

Lightning Reaction
Revenge

Miss Army Knife

Octodog

The coo coo has left the building.

Now you choose
who to abuse!

Always ready for that next emergency.

Wacky Weiner Converter

Henry The Talking
Garden Gnome

Wacky
Yodeling Pickle

Hops Holster
insulated

Swearing Middle
Finger Keychain

Repeats what you say in a funny gnome voice.

Yodels but has no juice.

Cold brew at
arms length.

The pocket version of the Swearing Middle Finger.

Water-Powered
Space Rocket

The Finger
Nose & Ear Hair Trimmer

Giant Piano Mat

Bubbling Brain
Think Tank

Sci-Fi right in
your own back yard.

Trim it with the finger.

The world's largest
portable piano mat!!

Two brains are
 better than one.

USB Missile Launcher

Wind Up Sushi Set

Airzooka Blaster

Cooler Cruiser

Advanced co-worker
pestering in action.

So chic it hurts.

Great cubicle warfare

6HP Monster ride.

Bar Stool Racer

Fishing Reel Toilet Paper Holder 

Beer Bottle Opener
Hammer

Scarface In Your Pocket Talking Keychain

More fun than
a bottle of rum.

Toilet decor at it's tackiest.

Really get hammered.

Meet my little friend.

Slingshot Flying Monkey

Motorized Cruzin Cooler

Fire Bell
Alarm Clock

Flying Pig
& Flying Cow Set

Possibly the
 greatest toy ever.

Tailgating at it's best.

Never sleep through
any meeting again.

These really work.

Snack Time Clock

Kinetic Flashlight

Parking Space
Goddess Windup

Dancing
Birthday Cake

A Glass Snack Container with A Quartz Clock.

Always works, never needs batteries.

Get out of my dreams and into my car!

Watch it wiggle
see it jiggle.

Please Hold Retro Cell Phone Handset

Electric Motorized Skateboard

Free Loader Fork

Pig Catapult

A real
conversation piece.

The epitome of cool.

Sneak someone's
food away.

Great cubicle warfare.

On the Wall Gumball Machine

Atari 2600
Joystick or Paddle Keychain

Potato Gun

Polly The Insulting
Parrot Keychain

Space saving, conversation piece.

Play real Atari games
on the go!!

Fires potato pellets
up to 50ft.

Warning: This dirty bird swears like a
drunken sailor.

Smoking Donkey

Kinetic Flashlight

Lightning Reaction Game 

  Mr. T
Talking Keychain

Serve your butts in a whole new way.

Environment friendly and fun!

So much fun
it's shocking.

I pity the fool who doesn't buy my talking key chain.