Funny Animals

One of Baron Bob’s many responsibilities here is to act as the zany zookeeper to all the awesome animals and crazy creatures we have swimming, flying and scampering about the warehouse. If it’s funny, furried, feathered or finned chances are Baron Bob has caught it on one of his many silly safaris all over the globe and brought it back just for our animal loving customers. So, if you need a funny animal idea or gift and are at your wit’s end, let the Baron be your very own daffy, Doctor Doolittle of delight.

MARVIN THE MOTHER-FKin' MONKEY
NOT suitable for children.... or anyone.
$21.99
LASER CAT-ZILLAS UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER
Strangest sweater EVER!!!
$44.95
$29.95
POLLY THE INSULTING PARROT KEYCHAIN
NOT for kids. (seriously)
$6.95
STRESS RELIEF KITTY WITH DETACHABLE HEAD
Sickest Stocking Stuffer of The Year
$4.95
Chuckle Buddies
$24.95
$19.95
SCREAMING FLYING SOCK MONKEY
Two Classics In One!
$9.95
SLICEY THE PIG
The 2nd Sickest Thing We Sell
$10.99
Horse Head Mask
$24.95
PIZZA PEDDLER
Anyway you slice it, it's hilarious!
$19.95
Squirrel Coffee Cup
$3.95
NARWHALICORN BENDY
And you thought they didn't exist.
$8.95
SANTA'S HAT CAT HOUSE
Your Cat In The Hat
$29.99
$14.99
DOG SLOBBER HAND SANITIZER
It's slobberific!
$6.95
SLINGSHOT FLYING FROG
Croaks as he flies!!!
$7.95
THANKS FOR SCOOPING MY POOP
HAND SANITIZER
Oh, no! Out of stock.
CAT BUTTS MAGNET SET
At least they're not scratch-n-sniff.
$10.95
VIBRATING PET MASSAGE GLOVE
For Lazy Pet Owners
$19.95
$9.95
GINGERBREAD DOG HOUSE
For Your Holiday Hound
$29.95
$18.95
ALIGATOR CAN COOLER
Put your can in this crock.
$9.99
$4.99
CHICKEN LAYING EGG KEYCHAIN
Just give her a squeeze.
$2.99
$1.99
LOVE RATS
Say "I Love You" With a Rat
$5.95
$2.50
PIGGY ON POTTY SOAP DISPENSER
Comes Out His Snout
$12.95
PIGS ON TOILETS
That's right. Pigs On Toilets.
$2.99
$1.50
TURTLE HAT
Come out of your shell!
$12.99
$4.99
POE'S "THE RAVEN" MINI KIT
With talking Raven that says "Nevermore!"
$8.95
$4.99