Rude Sounds Keychain - Farts and Burps

In the old days, fart and burp sound machines were massive, expensive pieces of electronics. The earliest models, such as the Fart-I-Vac-4000, ran on vacuum tubes, had its own backup generators, and had to be housed in refrigerated, vibration-proof bunkers. And the half-million-dollar price tag bought you one tepid fart sound. But thanks to miniaturization, we can now offer these incredible pocket-sized fart and burp machines. Each Rude Noises Keychain has six realistic (and gross) sounds. And it costs WELL under the half-a-mil of the Fart-I-Vac-4000 – In fact, you can get one for under five bucks! If you needed proof that technology has bettered our lives, look no further than the Rude Noises Keychains.