Fanny Floss

Fanny Floss is for all those hard to reach areas. When you just can’t get it out any other way, this is the answer to your problem. The ass floss that 4 out of 5 proctologists recommend most. Fanny Floss is a special material that is made to slide easily between even the tightest cheeks without chafing or abrading. For proper butt hygiene, we recommend regular flossing. Flossing has been clinically proven to remove dingleberries between cheeks to help prevent bum disease. And, remember, kids: A clean ass is a happy ass.

Contents: 1295 inches of ¾” wide toilet paper