Egg Nog Soap

For some people, Christmas means presents but in reality Christmas means egg nog and now it means Egg Nog Soap! Some people try to to keep egg nog down. They try to pigeonhole it as a "holiday beverage". But eggnog could not be contained. It has cast aside those artificial limitations and emerged as an aromatic cleaning agent for both hands and body. Keep a bar of Egg Nog Soap in your bathroom year-round for those times when you could use a little holly jolly good cheer.

NOTE: The Egg Nog Soap may smell good enough to eat but we don't recommend it. We found out the hard way.