Dog Slobber Hand Sanitizer

Ever met a Neopolitan Mastiff? They usually weigh around 200 pounds. All covered in wrinkles. Jowls that hang off their faces like 20 pounds of loose skin and lips. And after they get a drink of water, can slime an entire family of four with one pass through the living room. Leaving a trail of saliva and warm dog bowl water with a little wet dog food mixed in for texture. Sounds awesome, doesn't it. Yeah, it is if you think getting slathered in a thick viscous phlegm-like substance is the height of excellence. Trust us, it's extremely shkeevie. Thank goodness for the Dog Slobber Hand Sanitizer. Because if you are going to get all sticky doing it doggy-style, you better be able to clean up afterwards.

This hysterical novelty lotion is actually a real hand sanitizer with rejuvenating aloe vera to keep your hands as pink and soft as the day you were born. It comes in a great color package with a big old drooley faced dog on it, which makes it the perfect gift for the dog lover in your life. Or keep it for yourself, on the off chance you actually do live with a dog that can fling gobs of saliva all over the room every time he shakes his head.

The Dog Slobber Hand Sanitizer is worth it’s weight in drool.