Do you or someone you know get
frustrated at any red light? Do you slam the brake pedal for no
apparent reason? Are you in dire need of some in traffic stress relief?
Well, you could use the Dash Basher, a perfect stress reliever for
the road rage inclined.
Instructions:
- Remove The Dash Basher™ from packaging
- Keep close by in vehicle
- When potential road rage incident takes place, grab The Dash Basher™
firmly in hand and proceed to beat your dash and steering wheel until all
your negative frustration has been alleviated. ( Do not forget to keep your
eyes on the road
Some of the world's most famous people have been known to use the Dash
Basher especially when in the company of those that infuriate them.
The Dash Basher is made from a new space age
polymer. It was designed by a scientist from the school of roadrageology.
Its revolutionary design allows the user to beat the crap out of the
interior of their car and expel all of the road rage from their body.
Actually……………………
The Dash Basher is made from polyurethane foam, much like the foam in your
couch or pillow. However, it is denser and will provide many hours of road
rage relief. Keep The Dash Basher in your vehicle at all times so you are
ready for any road rage incident.
Bash your Dashboard safely for only $14.95
At
Baronbob.com, get your Dash basher for $8.95!
Sorry, discontinued.
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