Dash Basher
Funny Road Rage Gag Gift

The #1 Cure For
Road Rage!!

Do you or someone you know get frustrated at any red light?  Do you slam the brake pedal for no apparent reason? Are you in dire need of some in traffic stress relief?  Well, you could use the Dash Basher, a perfect stress reliever for the road rage inclined.

Instructions:

- Remove The Dash Basher™ from packaging
- Keep close by in vehicle
- When potential road rage incident takes place, grab The Dash Basher™ firmly in hand and proceed to beat your dash and steering wheel until all your negative frustration has been alleviated. ( Do not forget to keep your eyes on the road

Some of the world's most famous people have been known to use the Dash Basher especially when in the company of those that infuriate them.

The Dash Basher is made from a new space age polymer. It was designed by a scientist from the school of roadrageology. Its revolutionary design allows the user to beat the crap out of the interior of their car and expel all of the road rage from their body.

Actually……………………

The Dash Basher is made from polyurethane foam, much like the foam in your couch or pillow. However, it is denser and will provide many hours of road rage relief. Keep The Dash Basher in your vehicle at all times so you are ready for any road rage incident.