Candy, Offbeat Treats

Welcome to the most daffy and delicious part of the tour. This is where Baron Bob keeps all the incredibly cool candy and yummy delicacies he finds in his neverending search for All Things Great and Goofy. From laughable lollipops to silly suckers. Crazy candy bars to luscious licorice. Gum that makes you grin. And, for the adults, some with a little sin.

If you can chew, bite, lick, suck, swallow or blow a bubble with it, we got it here. Heck, we even have things in here that fizz and POP!

OBAMACARE MINTS
Buy some. This website works.
$3.95
GRAVY FLAVORED CANDY
Enjoy Gravy Anytime
$5.95
Big Bite Gummy Bear
$7.95
FRANKS & BEANS BUBBLE GUM
Comes in a real can!
$4.95
Gummy Bacon
$4.95
Wind-Up Obama - Poops Candy
Poops Red, White, & Blue Candy!
$5.99
OBAMA EAVES DROPS CANDY
NSA Approved!
$3.95
MARUKAWA 7-PACK GUM
Strange Japanese Gum
$3.95
1950s Nostalgic Candy Mix
$11.99
1960s Nostalgic Candy Mix
$11.95
1970s Nostalgic Candy Mix
$11.95
1980s Nostalgic Candy Mix
$11.95
1990s Nostalgic Candy Mix
$11.95
BOX OF BOOGERS
Loads of 'em, take your pick.
$3.50
CANDY CRUSH CANDY
Delicious candy based on the addictive game.
$3.95
EDIBLE CANDY SNOW
Strange Winter Confection
$2.49
$1.25
FIRE ANTS CANDY
Infest your tastebuds.
$3.95
Giant Bubblegum Candy Cane
$2.95
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