Candy, Offbeat Treats

Welcome to the most daffy and delicious part of the tour. This is where Baron Bob keeps all the incredibly cool candy and yummy delicacies he finds in his neverending search for All Things Great and Goofy. From laughable lollipops to silly suckers. Crazy candy bars to luscious licorice. Gum that makes you grin. And, for the adults, some with a little sin.

If you can chew, bite, lick, suck, swallow or blow a bubble with it, we got it here. Heck, we even have things in here that fizz and POP!

BOX OF BOOGERS CANDY
Loads of 'em, take your pick.
$3.50
Candy Blood Bag
$4.95
OBAMACARE MINTS
Buy some. This website works.
$3.95
Death Mints Breath Mints
$3.95
Big Bite Gummy Bear
$8.95
FRANKS & BEANS BUBBLE GUM
Comes in a real can!
$4.95
Wind-Up Obama - Poops Candy
Poops Red, White, & Blue Candy!
$5.99
OBAMA EAVES DROPS CANDY
NSA Approved!
$3.95
MARUKAWA 7-PACK GUM
Strange Japanese Gum
$3.95
1950s Nostalgic Candy Mix
$11.99
1960s Nostalgic Candy Mix
$11.95
1970s Nostalgic Candy Mix
$11.95
1980s Nostalgic Candy Mix
$11.95
1990s Nostalgic Candy Mix
$11.95
CANDY CRUSH CANDY
Delicious candy based on the addictive game.
$3.95
EDIBLE CANDY SNOW
Strange Winter Confection
$2.49
$1.25
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