Candy, Offbeat Treats

Welcome to the most daffy and delicious part of the tour. This is where Baron Bob keeps all the incredibly cool candy and yummy delicacies he finds in his neverending search for All Things Great and Goofy. From laughable lollipops to silly suckers. Crazy candy bars to luscious licorice. Gum that makes you grin. And, for the adults, some with a little sin.

If you can chew, bite, lick, suck, swallow or blow a bubble with it, we got it here. Heck, we even have things in here that fizz and POP!

BEANBOOZLED SPINNER WHEEL GAME
Booger again? NOOOOO!!!!!!!
$7.99
SOUR FLUSH TOILET CANDY
With lollipop plungers!
$1.99
BEANBOOZLED
Delicious or Disgusting? Only one way to find out.
$4.99
$2.50
WASABI CANDY CANES
Soy to the world!
$8.95
OBAMA DISAPPOINT MINTS
In collectible tin.
Oh, no! Out of stock.
OBAMACARE MINTS
Buy some. THIS website works.
$3.95
$0.99
CANDY CRUSH CANDY
Delicious candy based on the addictive game.
$3.95
GUMMY LIGHTHOUSES
Cute lighthouses. OR ARE THEY? Look closely.
$4.99
PICKLE FLAVORED CANDY CANES
A holiday tradition since about 10 minutes ago.
$8.95
Death Mints Breath Mints
$3.95
WIND-UP POOPING OBAMA
Poops Red, White, & Blue Candy!
$5.99
Big Bite Gummy Bear
$9.95
ABC COOKIE CUTTERS
(Already Been Chewed)
$10.95
Gummy Bacon
Oh, no! Out of stock.
BACON FLAVORED MINTS
Uncle Oinker's Special Recipe
Oh, no! Out of stock.
BACON CANDY
Bacon-flavored confection in re-usable tin.
$6.95
BUTTER FLAVORED LOLLIPOP
If you're a sucker for butter.
$3.50
Candy Blood Bag
Oh, no! Out of stock.
CUPCAKE FLAVORED JELLY BEANS
In reusable, cupcake-shaped tin.
$5.95
EDIBLE CANDY BRA
When you need something to nibble on.
$10.99
GRAVY FLAVORED CANDY
Enjoy Gravy Anytime
$5.95
GUMMY BEAR LAMPS
Tasteful -- and tasty - lighting!
$29.95
Soda 6-Pack Candy
$1.95
BACON FLAVORED TOOTHPASTE
Makes Your Breathe Bacon Fresh
$6.95
Gummi Pet Rat
Oh, no! Out of stock.
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