Candy, Offbeat Treats

Welcome to the most daffy and delicious part of the tour. This is where Baron Bob keeps all the incredibly cool candy and yummy delicacies he finds in his neverending search for All Things Great and Goofy. From laughable lollipops to silly suckers. Crazy candy bars to luscious licorice. Gum that makes you grin. And, for the adults, some with a little sin.

If you can chew, bite, lick, suck, swallow or blow a bubble with it, we got it here. Heck, we even have things in here that fizz and POP!

OBAMACARE MINTS
Buy some. This website works.
$3.95
Death Mints Breath Mints
$3.95
WIND-UP POOPING OBAMA
Poops Red, White, & Blue Candy!
$5.99
Candy Blood Bag
$5.95
Big Bite Gummy Bear
$8.95
FRANKS & BEANS BUBBLE GUM
Comes in a real can!
$4.95
OBAMA EAVES DROPS CANDY
NSA Approved!
$3.95
Nacho Lip Balm
$5.95
1950s Nostalgic Candy Mix
$11.99
1960s Nostalgic Candy Mix
$11.95
1970s Nostalgic Candy Mix
$11.95
1980s Nostalgic Candy Mix
$11.95
1990s Nostalgic Candy Mix
$11.95
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