Since the crack of dawn, man's "tender cleft" has made the occasional, discreetly odd appearance in activities such as berry picking in hunter-gatherer cultures to plumbing repairs in the modern-day world.

The Official Butt Crack Calendar aims to take the lowly crack to new heights via divinely inspired and downright hysterical photography.

Crack you and your friends up for $12.95!!

Sorry, Sold out.