THE ALPHABET OF MANLINESS by Maddox

THE ALPHABET OF MANLINESS by Maddox is only for the saltiest, hairiest, most rugged son of a bitch out there. However, it would be selfish to keep it for ourselves, so feel free to buy a copy. This humble tome of wisdom is a tribute to all men who toil away at work every day, getting their balls busted or busting balls.

THE ALPHABET OF MANLINESS consists of 26 short sections, each corresponding to a letter of the alphabet:
 
* A - Ass-Kicking
* B - Boners
* C - Copping a Feel
* D - Taking a Dump
* E - Enlightenment (Inventions)
* F - Female Wrestling
* G - Gas (Flatulence)
* H - Hot Sauce
* I - Irate
* J - Jerky, Beef
* K - Knockers (Breasts)
* L - Lumberjack
* M - Metal (Music) 
* N - Norris, Chuck
* O - Obedience
* P - Pirates
* Q - Quickies
* R - Road Rage
* S - Sneaking A Peek
* T - Taunting
* U - Urinal Etiquette
* V - Violence
* W - Winner
* X - XXX (Pornography)
* Y - Yelling
* Z - Zombies