Beer Belly

Never pay $8 bucks for a beer again when you can use the awesomely cool Beer Belly Does your wallet get angry at you for spending $60 bucks to get sloshed at the football game? I mean it is necessary to fully enjoy the game but with the ingenious Beer Belly, you'll never pay rip off prices at the concession stand again. You can use the Beer Belly to hold either cold or hot beverages. When worn under your clothes you just look like a dude sporting a nice beer gut. The bladder has a wide mouth opening allowing for the addition of ice (Margarita Time) and for easy cleaning.
 
The Beer Belly comes with the sling and the bladder. The sling is designed to fit users up to 6'8" and up to a 40" waist. Made of neoprene, the sling insulates you and will feel like real flesh under your clothes. The bladder holds up to 80oz. of the beverage of your choice and fits in a custom shaped pouch inside the sling.