Beer Mug Goggles

If you love dressing up for St. Patrick's Day, you will just have to grab yourself a pair of the super cool Beer Goggles. Each set of these funny glasses look like you're wearing a little set of beer mugs over your eyes. You will be the hit of the party when you come sashaying in with these on your face. Because let's be honest, it's the one holiday wear your friends expect you to look and act like a total dork.

The Beer Goggles fit any normal-sized human head, which is convenient since most of you don't have craniums of unusual biggness.