Bitchy
Bear may look harmless, but believe me she's not and today is
not her best day. In fact, she never has anything nice to say to
anyone. Some choice samples of her musings:
"My
dog's got a bigger dick than that!"
"Until they make diet semen, I refuse to swallow."
"I've got a strap-on. Let's see how you like it."
Bitchy
Bear measures 15 inches tall and says over 20 different phrases.
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Bitchy took
off for the holidays. She lives up to her name. Sold Out!
Bad Ass Bear
This new
bear on the block is getting sick of your attitude and replacing
it with his own. He's taking over in a big way. WIthin a day or
two, he may even become the man of the house. His potshots can
be quite offensive. Some examples:
"I'm not
real good with names. Mind if I call you s%$thead?"
"Your mouth's writing checks your ass can't cash."
"I woke up
this morning broke, sticky and confused."
Bad Ass Bear
measures 15 inches tall and says over 20 different phrases.
