Bacon Soap

It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the... bathroom? That's right, we've captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in the hysterically cleansing and moisturizing Bacon Soap. Each marbled bar has the words "Bacon Soap" embossed on top and comes in a fancy protective tin. The perfect gag gift for anyone you know who is a fiend for bacon. By the way, this great gag soap is 100% kosher.

NOTE: It might smell good enough to eat but it doesn't taste like sizzling swine.