Bacon & Pickle Lovers

In the words of Homer Simpson, "Mmm ... Bacon.". And, not just bacon. Pickles, too! That's right, within these walls lie a plethora of punny and playful products that are porcine and pickled. You will be blown away at what they are making to look, taste, smell and sound like bacon and pickles these days.

That's right. The scientists at the National Pickle & Bacon Research Development Bureau never sleep.

PICKLE FLAVORED CANDY CANES
A holiday tradition since about 10 minutes ago.
$8.95
SLICEY THE PIG
The 2nd Sickest Thing We Sell
$10.99
Gummy Bacon
Oh, no! Out of stock.
BACON FLAVORED MINTS
Uncle Oinker's Special Recipe
Oh, no! Out of stock.
BACON CANDY
Bacon-flavored confection in re-usable tin.
$6.95
BACON BANDAGES
Say "oink" instead of "ouch!"
$6.95
BACON FLAVORED LIP BALM
Lip Smackin'Good
$5.95
BACON SCARF
Keeps you sizzling warm.
$15.99
BACON FLAVORED TOOTHPASTE
Makes Your Breathe Bacon Fresh
$6.95
BACON SOAP
For that clean, bacon smell!
$6.95
PICKLE FLAVORED LIP BALM
It's pickelicious!
$4.99
BIRD TOOTHPICK DISPENSER
Strange and delightful.
$9.95
FRANKS & BEANS BUBBLE GUM
Comes in a real can!
Oh, no! Out of stock.
Bacon Air Freshener
$4.99
BACON FROSTING
Bacon cupcakes anyone?
$4.95
$2.50
Bacon Flavored Dental Floss
Oh, no! Out of stock.
Mr. Bacon's Big Adventure Game
Oh, no! Out of stock.
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