Bacon Lovers Gift Basket

Just check out all the great things you get ...

Shaky Bacon Plush Doll
Walking tall at 10 inches it's the Shaky Bacon Plush Doll. He's lean (kind of) and mean. Actually he's a sweetheart and would love to wrap around your neck via bacon wrap style.
 
Bacon Beans
It’s a bacon bonanza! 60 bacon flavored jelly beans come in each 6-½" x 1-½" x 1" bacon-shaped tin. Not quite as tasty as real bacon, but better for your arteries.
 
Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages
Bacon - The Ultimate Cure All! The Bacon Strip Bandages are scientifically proven to ease the pain by making you salivate with bacon hunger and forget that you actually have a cut. (Not really) 15 Bacon Strips Bandages ( 3" x 1" ) are included per 3 1/2" tall tin.
 
Bacon Gumballs
Yes, we’ve gone overboard with the “bacon” thing, but who can blame us? Bacon is a powerful force and we are but disciples doing our part to spread the gustatory gospel. Each 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 3/4" tin contains twenty-two bacon flavored gumballs.

Bacon Soap
It's a sunny Sunday morning & you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the... bathroom? That's right, we've captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a cleansing & moisturizing bar of soap! Each marbled bar has the words "Bacon Soap" embossed on top & comes in a fancy 3-3/4" x 2-3/8" x 7/8" protective tin.
 
Uncle Oinker's Gummy Bacon
These succulent strips of Gummy Bacon are so realistic you’ll want to fry some up and serve them with an egg and a side of hash browns

Baconnaise
As seen on Oprah this stuff is so freakin' delicious you just might paw it right at of the jar (I know I do).

Bacon Toothpicks
What better to pick out that pork stuck in your teeth with a bacon flavored toothpick!

Uncle Oinkers Bacon Mints
And to finish off with a mint please. That would be a bacon mint - Thank-You!