Absurd Bird

What can I type but Bizarre, Bizarre, Bizarre!!

The Absurd Bird is actually a taxidermied, real chickens foot!!

Take notice of the gesture. A bird giving the bird, how ironic.

The Absurd Bird with Wood Base stands approx. 6"  tall.

Keep the Absurd Bird for yourself.

• Mount the Absurd Bird on the dashboard of your car. Smile politely as you show the Bird to other deserving drivers.
• Display the Absurd Bird prominently as a conversation starter.

Give the Absurd Bird to someone else.

• The Absurd Bird makes a lasting impression on anyone.
• You undoubtedly want to give the Absurd Bird to your boss.
• Some coworkers should get the Absurd Bird.
• Your ex-wife / girlfriend / boyfriend / husband probably deserves the Absurd Bird.
• Your lawyer could use several Absurd Birds.
• Sports fans -- win or lose, giving the Absurd Bird is appropriate.
• Giving the Absurd Bird is the ultimate way of saying "thanks" for a job well done.

Give everyone you know the Bird! Only $12.95!

CRAZY CLEARANCE: $6.95

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