Useless Baron Bob Facts

2nd marriage got married in Vegas in a Limo. As a matter of fact it was the 1st time I went in and out of a drive-thru and didn't order a burger but got married instead.

Age 43

Cancer survivor.

Favorite Quote - What doesn't kill me only makes me stronger.

Lost my leg and I still can't find it.

Favorite Movie - Mannequin

Daughter Taylor is twelve and change.

Once swam an Olympic size pool both ways under water without drowning.

Once walked on my hands upside down on a football field for 60 yards without my head bursting.

Known in my youth as Pac man for putting away 2 pizza's at a party.

Official Yearbook Title of Class Clown in Grammar and High School.

I have performed for 20+ years as a comedy magician.

Once ate a live gold fish sandwich.

Have a dog named Buddy although he is a she.

My wonderful wife Monica and I have had all out food fights. There's nothing like the sound of a piece of ham smacking off someone's forehead.

Attended Johnson and Wales University for Entrepreneurship a long fancy word I still can't spell without a spell checker.

Early in my career I lived in back of a meat factory with no access I was quite skinny and had no choice to be.

Still have my first car a 1966 Ford Fairlane I almost had to live in.

Love cars drive a 1968 Barracuda.

In 1997 I created a site called Wacky Web Picks. The idea was I would give reviews on funny websites and then sell barbeque sauce? I think I was sauced the idea never really took flight.

Baron Bob over and out!