Sarah Palin Talking Keychain

If you love Alaskan hockey moms, you will love the Sarah Palin In Your Pocket Talking Keychain. Sure, it was scary as heck when she was almost elected Vice-President but we dodged that bullet. Now, you can listen to all her witticisms and wisdom with this hysterical novelty keychain. Just hit the button and be prepared for such incredible quotable comments as:

• "Alaska! Alaska! Alaska"
• "We eat, therefore we hunt."
• "Pretty relevant important stuff… to me anyway."
• "In what respect, Charlie?"
• "Ya quit makin’ things up."
• "I’ll betcha!"
• "You can see Russia from Alaska"
• "Thanks, but no thanks."
• "Yeaaahhh."
• "You know they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick."
• "Doesn’t it split cheechakos from the sourdoughs?"

The Sarah Palin In Your Pocket Talking Keychain proves that she's funnier in your pocket than in White House.