WORLD'S SMALLEST VOICE CHANGER
4 Wacky Voices
$9.99
POOPING MOOSE UGLY HOLIDAY SWEATER
$44.95
$29.95
SLINGSHOT FLYING MONKEY
Screams as he soars!
$6.95
FLASHING LIGHTS UGLY XMAS SWEATER
These sweaters are wired for fun!
$49.95
$29.95
TOILET BOWL LIP GLOSS
Winner of the Stocking Stuffer of The Year Award
$1.95
UGLIEST CHRISTMAS SWEATER EVER
This is the worst, folks.
$44.95
$24.95
BEANBOOZLED SPINNER WHEEL GAME
Booger again? NOOOOO!!!!!!!
$7.99
MARVIN THE MOTHER-FKin' MONKEY
NOT suitable for children.... or anyone.
$21.99
LASER CAT-ZILLAS UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER
Strangest sweater EVER!!!
$44.95
$29.95
POLLY THE INSULTING PARROT KEYCHAIN
NOT for kids. (seriously)
$6.95
SNEAKER SOCKS
Available in different colors.
$9.95
HILLARY TOILET PAPER
Hey, Hillary's on a roll!
$8.99
MR. SNIFFLES EGG SEPARATOR
World's Most Disgusting Kitchen Tool
$19.95
SHOUTING SNOWBALLS
Like real snowballs, only they shout. (and they're not made of snow)
$5.99
SANTA'S COAL BUBBLE GUM
Something good for someone bad.
$2.95
BEANBOOZLED
Delicious or Disgusting? Only one way to find out.
$4.99
HILLARY CLINTON NUTCRACKER
Pretty hilarious.
$19.95
MAD HATTER PILL BOX
Meds Or Madness!
$12.95
NAUGHTY REINDEER SCARF
When Santa isn't looking.
Oh, no! Out of stock.
SNUGGLY SANTA BUTT PILLOW
"You better not cry. You better not SNIFF!"
$21.95
$12.95
TIPSY WINE GLASSES
Talk about a bender!
$24.95
$19.95
Weener Kleener Soap
$6.95
THANKS FOR HOLDING BACK MY HAIR HAND SANITIZER
For True Friends
$6.99
TURN YOUR PHOTOS INTO WOOLY WILLY
"Look, grandma has a goatee!"
$17.95
WIPER EYE GLASSES
Stupid Gadget of the Year
$9.95
STRESS RELIEF KITTY WITH DETACHABLE HEAD
Sickest Stocking Stuffer of The Year
$4.95
Chuckle Buddies
$24.95
$19.95
GIANT CUP OF SHUT THE FU*K UP!
A very subtle mug.
$14.95
GUMMY BEAR ANATOMY MODEL
The Strangest Gift Out There
$34.95
MOONING GNOME SALT & PEPPER SHAKER
Great gift - No if's, and's, or butts!
Oh, no! Out of stock.
Butt Face Soap
$5.95
Coffee Makes Me Poop Mug
$14.95
MAGIC HEAD TANTALIZER
OMG! It feels amazing!
$12.95
$7.95
"NAUGHTY" STOCKING UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER
Hideous sweater for naughty grown-ups.
$39.99
$24.99
2015 ALREADY SUCKS BUTTON
Pessimism at it's funiest!
$1.99
2015 DOG POOP CALENDAR
The Monthly Doos Calendar is Back!
$13.95
BORROW MY PEN
Embarrassing Prank Pens
$9.95
HAND-SHAPED HAND SOAP
One hand washes the other two.
$9.95
HANDERPANTS
(Silly underpants gloves.)
$11.95
WASABI CANDY CANES
Soy to the world!
$8.95
OBAMA DISAPPOINT MINTS
In collectible tin.
Oh, no! Out of stock.
EMERGENCY UNDERPANTS
We gotcha covered!
Oh, no! Out of stock.
Booby Beer Cover
$5.95
BUTT STATION DESK ORGANIZER
A Ridiculous Way To Organize Your Desk
$14.95
Desktop Drum Set
$14.95
FREUDIAN SLIPPERS
Funny Foot Therapy
$24.95
GAME ROOM GOLF
Miniature golf with Miniature Golfer!
$19.99
MITTEN FLASK
So warm. So sneaky.
$34.95
OFFICIAL LEFT HANDER'S MUG
Mug won't work for Righties!
$14.99
PULL MY FINGER PEN
(yes, the pen farts)
$4.95
RACING GRANNIES
Place your bets.
$12.95
SANTA'S TOOTIN' TUSH ORNAMENT
Ho...Ho...Rrrrrp!
$9.95
SCREAMING FLYING SOCK MONKEY
Two Classics In One!
$9.95
SLICEY THE PIG
The 2nd Sickest Thing We Sell
$10.99
Farm Your Own Pearl Kit
$14.99
NAIL POLISH HIGHLIGHTERS
Highlight with style!
$8.95
Big Bite Gummy Bear
$9.95
2014 SUCKED BUTTON
Sums up your entire year.
$1.99
Gummy Bacon
Oh, no! Out of stock.
MEDICAL MARIJUANA BOX
Just What The Doctor Ordered
Oh, no! Out of stock.
EAR RING
You'll lobe it!
$5.95
LIT DOOBIE CANDLES
Light up. These are legal everywhere!
$7.95
PUBLIC TOILET SURVIVAL KIT
This kit can save your ass.
$6.95
RED PARTY CUP WINE GLASSES
Refined - Elegant - Ridiculous
$19.95
TARDIS v. DALEK SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS
An epic battle for Dr. Who fans!
$21.95
$18.95
MAC & CHEESE BANDAGES
Comes in a fun, reusable tin.
Oh, no! Out of stock.
ULTIMATE GEEK PEN
5 Geeky Devices in One!
$14.95
VIBRATING PET MASSAGE GLOVE
For Lazy Pet Owners
$19.95
$9.95
Fart Alert Constuction Sign
$12.95
LITTLE WHIZZER LIQUOR DISPENSER
Hilarious bar accessory!
Oh, no! Out of stock.
SACK OF SH*T
And you thought Santa's Coal was bad!
Oh, no! Out of stock.
Bullshit Button Keychain
Oh, no! Out of stock.
BOX OF BOOGERS CANDY
Loads of 'em, take your pick.
$3.99
Barack Obama Toilet Paper
Oh, no! Out of stock.


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